Cold weather isn't all bad. Cozying up in front of the fire, warm soft clothes, comfortable layers. Cold weather isn't all bad, if I could stay inside the house that is. Outside brings snow, ice, freezing cold standing at the bus stop, falling frequently on my ass and feeling generally petrified.
I know why I'm scared of snow. I'm aware in the telling of the story that it is amusing, but it wasn't funny at the time and is the only explanation I have for the fear I feel now. You are allowed to laugh at it though ;)
When I was around 6 I walking with my mum along a street covered with snow, snow like it used to, very very deep. We had both been visiting my grandma and we were on my street making our way back to our house when I disappeared.
Did I disapparate like in the Harry Potter books? No, I fell down a manhole. Yes, ok, haha. This was in the 1980's, before the "Health & Safety" culture got going. Some workmen had obviously been doing something with the manhole and had it left it uncovered for whatever reason. With the heavy snow you couldn't see any difference and no signs had been erected. So little Vicky disappeared, luckily managing to grab hold of the pavement so I could drag myself back up.
Telling the story always gets a laugh, but the truth of it is that since then I have always been frightened of snow, with ice being added to the fear over the years on the grounds that I am the human Bambi on ice, clumsy and unable to keep my balance.
One of my (many I admit) pet peeves are people that wish for the snow. Why???? You get maybe one day, at best, where throwing snowballs for an hour is fun, the rest of the time you are miserable, wet, cold, slipping and in my case, falling over, a lot.
When people talk about what they would do if they won the lottery, the same thing is always at the top of my list, move to a country where it DOESN'T BLOODY SNOW!
|Tell me, please, how is this fun???|