I'm not going to lie. I'm in a foul mood that I can't seem to bring myself out of. Writing usually helps so hence, you're getting this post and if you are reading this now, you have been warned, foul mood = evil pouring on to the page.
So basically, I am just going to bitch about things that irritate me.
Morning people. I don't understand them and I really don't like them. Actually I should qualify that. Your regular John Doe of morning people I can tolerate, just, however chirpy morning people, well they clearly have something wrong with them.
Not being a morning person myself and being frankly dangerous on the wrong side of 10.00am, I could happily throw things at the chirpy morning person. There is a chirpy morning person in my office and there have been many staplers thrown at her head, although thankfully just in my mind and not in reality, I might get arrested for that.
Chirpy morning people brings me on to chirpy happy people in general. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with being happy, but no one, and I mean no one is happy 24/7. You show me someone who is happy, chirpy and cheery twenty four hours a day, seven days week and I will show you someone who is mentally unstable.
I do not trust people who are smiling and cheerful all the time. I honestly believe that there is something mentally wrong with them. Purely of course on the grounds that they irritate the fuck out of me and at times, like now, I can be a complete bitch.
I do actually feel better now I've wrote this. I feel a little more cheerful haha