Have you ever had an absolute irritation of something that is completely irrational? Something that has no effect on you or your life whatsoever?
Well mine is the way that Americans call a starter and main course "entrees and appetizers".
Here comes the fucks. Sorry.
Entrees and appetizers ? You are not fucking French! Even then they get it wrong. An entree is a first course, an APPETIZER, not the bloody main course itself!
Americans do not even have what you could really call their own cuisine. They cook from cuisines all over the world, but do not really have their own (and don't bring up barbecue because that is Caribbean).
For example, I saw a question on Reddit posed as "What is the American equivalent to someone breaking spaghetti in front of an Italian?" The top answer was cooking a Philly cheek steak incorrectly.
A FUCKING steak sandwich.
It is enough that they bastardise the English language. It is herbs, not fucking erbs. To quote Eddie Izzard, it has a fucking H in it!
Why does this anger me so much? I have no idea.
Sorry Americans. Not sorry.
What irritates you irrationally?
