We have had our differences you and I over the years. Many battles have been fought and lost between us.
You produced snow and ice, I counteracted with ice cleats. You blew gale force winds, I found hair styles that would stay in place, or hats to cover them. You dropped the temperature to below freezing, I piled on the scarves, gloves and stylish, where possible, warm clothing.
Today though, I admit defeat. I've had it. The season turns to Summer next week and yet there is still snow on the ground, it's freezing cold and icy winds are all around.
The game of fashion versus the weather has been playing now for so long that I can barely remember wearing sandals. The thought of going outside without hat, scarf, gloves, warm coat and multiple layers is completely foreign to me.
You have beaten me down to the point I have reached today which is having straw like hair which looks like I did battle with a hedge, wearing ugly pants that look horrendous on my ass and dry skin on my face which no amount of foundation seems to be fixing.
You have RUINED me.
So here I am weather saying "Well done, you have won. You are the more superior and you cannot be beaten."
Now please, pretty please, can you bring back us back warmth and sunshine?